Jack Ryan takes a break from swinging to defend marriage

I have stopped laughing long enough to write this. No...wait..

Ok. Get this.

Jack Ryan, the GOP candidate for Senate out of Chicago, has issued a statement on Defense of Marriage. Now, when a guy embroiled in a messy divorce because he tried to make his wife perform in sex clubs defends marriage, you just have to listen.

I believe that we are all equal before God and should be before the law. Homosexuals deserve the same constitutional protections, safeguards, and human dignity as every American, but they should not be entitled to special rights based on their sexual behavior.

I am not sure, but I think he is saying that gay people have just as much right to a sham marriage as he does.

What a schmuck.

Is it any wonder he is getting stomped by Barack Obama?