Bush throws a hissy-fit over Kerry's criticism; seems casual over missing explosives
The President is throwing around whoppers on the campaign today. Big, fat stinky fish are landing on Bush audiences. Observe, from Ohio:
Ever since that day, I've waken up every morning trying to figure out how to better protect our country. I will never relent in defending America, whatever it takes.
We have all heard this one. He's been spouting it for months. It lands with a particularly annoying thud in light of all those missing explosives. What if defending America takes a little humility? What if defending America takes attention to detail? What if it takes, oh, say, abandoning simple ideological wishes in favor of the mature advice of your experts? Maybe the President is being ironic when he says this. But before you can say, "benefit of the doubt," out pops this gem from the same speech:
A President needs to get all the facts before jumping to politically-motivated conclusions.
I look for a raised eyebrow. A knowing grin. There is none. I wonder when the President will receive the signal from the thingy on his back that he didn't exactly have all the facts straight before he jumped to the politically motivated decision to, um, invade Iraq. I thought for sure he was demonstrating his cute, tin ear for political humor. I thought another where-are-the-weapons-of-mass-destruction PowerPoint was on the way. But no. Unfortunately, the President thinks he is in command of the facts.
It's a good thing Mr. Bush wasn't alone in distributing full, fruity paragraphs of the kind of smoke one normally blows up a friend's patooty when one wish's to deceive said friend. Rudy Guliani appeared on TV to issue insane commentary that the missing explosives were the fault of negligent troops:
No matter how you try to blame it on the president, the actual responsibility for it really would be for the troops that were there. Did they search carefully enough? Didn't they search carefully enough?
Isn't that quaint? After Rudy's remarks, Bush stood next to Tommy Franks as he said that Kerry denigrates the troop by questioning how 380 tons of high grade explosives were left unguarded. Of course that's a lie. Kerry never denigrated the troops. He denigrated the President. This is a common mistake for Bush. He believes he's one of the troops, not the guy who ordered them on a wild goose chase. Maybe he should tell Rudy to shut up, that he's sick of the blame rolling down hill, that the buck stops with him. But he won't do that. That would be going to any length to protect America.
The Vice Ogre was also in fine form. He said that Kerry will say anything to get elected. He called Kerry's criticism of the way bush handled the war a "cheap shot." Cheney needs to avail himself of Bush's thought machine. He needs to listen to the voices from beyond.
You'd think Kerry said something like, "If I am elected, I will make soda pop run out of all the drinking fountains in Iraq!" or maybe, "President Bush kissed another guy in a skull and bones initiation at Yale!" If Kerry said one of those things, I would think, geez, that Kerry, he'll say anything to get elected. But remarking on the fact that the President is responsible for the missing 380 tons of explosives seems to be pretty well within the bounds of reason. I mean, if Ken Lay is responsible for the details of the Enron Crisis...If Nixon was responsibible for Watergate, Reagan for Iran/Contra. It seems like it isn't that much of a stretch to think that the Commander In Chief would be responsible for the actions he initiates.
It's kind of remarkable that the President doesn't take more responsibility than he does. A mature man would. But again, addressing the problem in a real manner with the American Public he is so fond of "protecting" would require him to go to any length. It would require him to get honest. Naturally, Bush can't do that now and he won't do it in his second term. But that's understandable. If you are going to tell a whopper, you might as well go all whopper, all the time. A little truth sticks out like a sore thumb.


