Poor telemarketer

I'm on the No-Call List, but if I weren't, I'd invest a little time in putting this together - Audio only, mildly usfw.

Bees begone

Not cool.

Forbes notices that Bushco is completely corrupt

This isn't news. Not by a long shot. This crap has been going on since Bush took office. It is only slightly refreshing to see the media finally take its head ever so slightly out of its poop shoot and take notice.

Bush Administration Awash in Scandals

Whoop! Limbo sent to limbo

Mere mortals are rearranging the odd spiritual plane. It isn't smart to remove a layer of heavenly plasma without proper warning to its inhabitants. Cover your heads please. There will be a torrent of babies falling out of limbo and landing....somewhere. Maybe the Pope can magically create a layer of, I don't know....Cake? for them to land in.

Pearls Before Breakfast - Joshua Bell goes ingonito

Take a moment to read this. Just do it.

What if one of the world's greatest violinists played a $4 million violin incognito at rush hour in a train station? Would anyone care?

I'd like to think I would. But if I was going to miss my train picking up the kids for daycare, I probably wouldn't stop.

Call me old fashioned, or new fashioned

This is maybe the weirdest father-daughter ritual I have ever heard of:

No sex please, we're daddy's little girls

Some day there is going to be a lot of bank made on the therapy bills for those poor girls.

Got Myth?

The results for every mythbuster myth ever tested:

Myth Busters Results

That she-deer sure was good...

Here's a beauty. I mean, my first thought upon seeing a seven-legged transgendered deer would not be: "Well, let's cut 'er up and throw 'er on the grill!"

Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer